Pardon My French -- An Original Comedy Skit and 10 similar items

CAST: 2 men, 1 woman; the waiter has a French accent Here is an excerpt: Stu: We'd like a table for two. Waiter: Oui. Stu: Whaddaya mean, 'we'? You're not eating with us. Just me and the missus here. Waiter: Certainment, monsieur.(Waiter shows them to a table with glasses already on it; they sit down look at menus) Mitzi: How do I know what to order, Stu? Everything is in French. Stu: Well, we'll just pick something. Here, gar-kon. What about this? (points to something on the menu) Waiter: Escargots. Huit francs. Mitzi: What did he say? Stu: Something about 'franks.' You like franks, right, Mitzi? Mitzi: Sure, franks and beans. Stu: Great. (says to the waiter) We'll have that. Waiter: Oui. Stu: We will, not you. We accept no returns on skits. This skit is Copyright by Linda Campanella and Whatsits Galore.