Tight, clean, flat, square, sharp book with light soil to the edges. Fully illustrated over-view, with lesson plans and masters, of managing a classroom on a temporary basis while being more than just a guard dog.

This informative tool is a humorously written collection of imaginative language arts, math, and art activities for grades 3 - 8. Reproducible master sheets included.

Table Of Contents

PREFACE
HOR D'OEUVRES & DELICACIES
For the Substitute Teacher
For the Classroom Teacher
How To Use This Thing Here

ART SOUP
Mandalas
A Joy At Any Price
Paper Air-O-Planes
The Art In Tan
Geometricks

SALAD LOVERS - MATH
I've Been Inducted Into Math
Geometry of Squares
Pick A Number (1)
Tangrams
Pick A Number (2)
Cross Number Puzzles
Tacks A Lot
Mazes
I Have A Machine

ENTREE - THE KING'S ENGLISH
I Wish
Limerics
The Carrot Crusader
Word Search
Them Poems
Scrambled Eggs
Blankety Blanks

HUMOR NEVER DESSERTS YOU
Humor or Food For Thought
Humor In Kids