If Someone Passes Out with their Shoes On, They're Fair Game

Shaving cream, magic markers and a camera will be used in your humiliation.

Replace the Beer in the Fridge

If you come over and drink a beer, the next time you come over bring a six pack for the house

If You Don't Live Here, Don't Change the Music

It's our stereo, not yours.

Don't Bring Shady Friends to the House

Just because we think you're cool, doesn't necessarily mean we think your friends are.

The Couch is an Alternative to Drunk Driving By all means, if you've drank too much at our house and you're driving, crash on the couch!

Don't Abuse the Couch Privileges

Just because you crashed here once and it was cool, doesn't mean take advantage of it.

Don't Use All the T.P.

If you really have to go do business in our bathroom, make sure there's some shit-tickets left over for us and please open a window or something...