Issue Date: May 2003; Vol 139 No 5
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COVER: RUDY GIULIANI photographed exclusively for Esquire by Platon Inset: KELLY HU Photo by Jonathan Skow.

A WHAT I'VE LEARNED SPECIAL EVENT: These have been momentous times for the country. What has RUDY GIULIANI learned? "A lot more people are going to die this year from drunk driving than from terrorists" -- "Having your prostate examined? It's like the scene in The Godfather where Johnny Fontane is crying -- Act like a man!'" -- "It's a lot easier to perform a wedding than to he married" (INTERVIEWED BY CAL FUSSMAN).

KELLY HU? We'll sho you Hu. Smoke ring portraits of the onetime beauty queen -- a former Miss Hawaii turned black belt who plays a kick-ass mutant in X2. (BY STACEY GRENROCK WOODS).

DANGEROUS KNOWLEDGE: There are things you shouldn't do that you're probably going to do anyway. You might as well do them right. Esquire's underground guide to how to cheat on your girlfriend, avoid paying taxes, mooch off your friends, dig up dirt on your enemies, and cuss like a Texan. Plus a whole lot worse.

SING A SONG OF RAY ROMANO: The maestro of everyday miseries chirrups about failure ("It centers me"), his drooping eye, how he couldn't catch a break, why the thought of making movies terrifies him, and why he's nervous about his turtle guy. (BY SCOTT RAAB).

WHAT DOES $750 AN HOUR GET YOU? Attorney David Boies brought Microsoft to heel, argued Al Gore's case to the Supreme Court, and is helping clean up Tyco. Sooner or later, what crosses Boles's desk will affect what you do at yours. So what's he up to now? (BY ANDREW CHAIKIVSKY).

MY EDUCATION: When th author was fourteen, he started ninth grade at a Jesuit high school in the suburbs. Twelve days into his freshman year, a teacher sexually assaulted him. Three das latem; it happened again. An account unlike any you've read. ( BY TOM CHIARELLA).

HOW A MAN AGES: Are You Normal? Tick-tock, brother. Are you still a spry guy, or are you getting old your time. A ten page illustrated guide to the litmus tests of aging, from how your face and teeth and lungs are doing to your hearing and visual recall to things you wouldn't think of, like how big your balls are. See how you stand. (BY CURTIS PESMAN.)

10 THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT WOMEN: Budweiser is not cologne, and a trip to Cosco is not a date (BY CAROLINE RHEA).

PLUS: MAN AT HIS BEST; THE INDEX; GOLF; THE SCREEN; THE INDUSTRY; MUSIC; SEX: The Truth about Shrimping, Teabagging, and loose situations; This Way Out.
STYLE: Behind the scenes at the Westminster God Show, Tonka, a Chesapeake Bay retriever, and other dogs with poise and presence help us showcase the season's best style.
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